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COUNTRY CLUB

I TOOK A DOUBLE TAKE OUT ON THE INTERSTATE
WHEN I SAW HER MAKING EYES AT ME
SO I FOLLOWED HER DOWN TO CLUBHOUSE DRIVE
PAST THE POOL AND THE EIGHTEENTH GREEN
AND IN THE PARKING LOT I SAID IT'S MIGHTY HOT
MAYBE I COULD BUY YOU A BEER
SHE SAID I'M GLAD YOU ASKED BUT I'LL HAVE TO PASS
CAUSE ONLY MEMBERS ARE ALLOWED IN HERE
(AND I SAID)

I'M A MEMBER OF A COUNTRY CLUB
COUNTRY MUSIC IS WHAT I LOVE
I DRIVE AN OLD FORD PICKUP TRUCK
I DO MY DRINKING FROM A DIXIE CUP
HEY, I'M A BONA-FIDE DANCING FOOL
I SHOOT A MIGHTY MEAN GAME OF POOL
AT ANY HONKY TONK OR ROADSIDE PUB,
I'M A MEMBER OF A COUNTRY CLUB.

LORD, YOU LOOK SO INVITING, THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE EXCITING
FOR A WOMAN WITH A LIMOUSINE
TO GO BOUNCING AROUND IN A BEAT-UP TRUCK
WITH A MAN IN WORE-OUT JEANS
YEAH, IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK BEFORE FRIDAY NITE
AND HERE'S WHERE THE FUN BEGINS
SO DON'T WORRY BOUT YOUR REPUTATION
CAUSE YOU CAN TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS

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